Mission: Obituary

Once again, I've fallen a bit behind on the obits, but hey, I'm working.

You don't need to hear much about this guy, do you?

Corey Haim

1971-2010

or this one?

Andrew Koenig

1968-2010

They were just two in a very long line of child stars and teen idols who could not handle celebrity, or rather, their loss of celebrity as they aged. Haim's death may have been an accidental overdose, while Koenig's was surely suicide (he was found hanging in a tree, so unless he was pulling a David Carradine, it was intentional). Truthfully, both guys look vaguely familiar to me, but I would be unable to pick either of them out of a lineup. So, if you want further details regarding their lives and deaths, go elsewhere.

I'd rather mention this quirky gal, whose career I followed, as she was one of the ladies In Support:

Caroline McWilliams

1945-2010

She spent the early 70s in New York, splitting her time between stage work (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Rothschilds) and her day job on soaps (Guiding Light, Another World). Her training in daytime drama served her well when she moved to Hollywood and snagged a regular role in the second season of Soap, a parody of the soap opera genre.

When Robert Guillaume moved from that series to his own, she went with him, spending three years as a regular on Benson. Her television career included recurring spots on Beverly Hills 90210 and Judging Amy.

She was married to Michael Keaton in 1982, a marriage which ended in divorce but produced a son, Sean Douglas Keaton. Caroline died February 11th from multiple myeloma at the age of 64.

Everybody has heard this guy died a few days ago:

Peter Graves
1926-2010

Born in Minnesota, he headed to Hollywood after a stint in the Air Force near the end of WWII. He spent some time in low-budget sci-fi flicks, and appeared for several seasons on Saturday morning television in Fury, a live-action series about a boy and his horse. He delivered a strong supporting performance as a Nazi in Stalag 17, and included Night of the Lonely Hunter and The Long Gray Line in his list of higher-profile credits. While his older brother James Arness was sleepwalking through two decades of Gunsmoke, Graves had a bit more variety to his career. It was his appearance in two unsold pilots in the mid-60s which brought him to the attention of Desilu Studios, who were looking to replace Steven Hill in their new espionage series Mission: Impossible. (Hill made a career-long habit of deserting hit shows: decades later, he left Law and Order in its prime). As the cool-headed Mr. Phelps, Graves led the series for six seasons (and returned to the role in a remake in the late 80s, which lasted two years).

Graves joined fellow leading men Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, and Leslie Nielson in the parody film Airplane, and returned in its sequel.

He won an Emmy for hosting the documentary series Biography, a program so successful it spawned its own cable network.


But for me, Peter Graves will always be Mr. Phelps. Mission: Impossible was appointment television in our house, for its edge-of-your-seat suspense. The show made stars of our man Peter, as well as the husband-and-wife team of Martin Landau and Barbara Bain. In its later seasons, such stars as Leonard Nimoy (post-Star Trek), Sam Elliot, Lee Meriwether, and Lesley Ann Warren (who dropped her middle name at the time, in hopes it would improve her standing as a serious actress) joined the Impossible Mission Force.


Graves won a Golden Globe for his work in the original Mission: Impossible, a series which spawned a national catchphrase ("your mission, should you decide to accept it...") and a musical score by Lalo Schifrin which became one of the most widely recognized of all television themes. It accompanied the title sequence of each episode, right before Mr. Phelps received his instructions via tape recorder (which always self-destructed). This sequence was either an editor's dream or nightmare, as it always included scenes from "tonight's episode." At the time, it was very unusual for a weekly TV series to employ such labor intensive jump-cut editing to its opening every single week, but it was always beautifully executed, at a time when digital editing was unavailable. Take a peek:



Here's the opening from a later season, with the same tension-building editing:


Peter Graves died last week from a heart attack, after a family brunch, just shy of his 84th birthday. That was some breakfast burrito!

Friday Dance Party: Oscar's Oversights

The Internet was abuzz earlier this week (or at least, my section of it was) after the Academy Awards Show's "memorial" section aired. A few folks were left out, and some people were hopping mad. (Click on the highlighted names below to read my original obits.) The most glaring oversight seemed to be this model-turned actress:
Farrah Fawcett made her fame in television and with her iconic poster back in the 70s, but she appeared in a few big screen items which deserved some notice. Well, maybe only one, but the fact that Michael Jackson was included in the memoriam, after his whopping contribution of one film, then why wasn't Fawcett? Her appearance in the film version of Extremities, as a rape victim who turns the tables on her attacker, garnered her a Golden Globe nomination, and surely should have garnered her a mention at the Oscars.

Like Fawcett, this guy was also known primarily for his television work, but he delivered several high-profile performances on the big screen which should have warranted inclusion:

Henry Gibson's list of feature films is longer than you might think; those of us "of a certain age" recall his swell voice work as Wilbur the pig in the Hanna-Barbera feature cartoon Charlotte's Web. He is well-remembered for strong performances in Robert Altman films, with his work in Nashville garnering him a Golden Globe nomination.

Of the other actor-types who were overlooked at the Oscars, I would surely include this guy:

Edward Woodward became a TV star in The Equalizer, but earlier in his career, he appeared in at least two prestigious features, Breaker Morant and The Wicker Man.

This guy may have been better known for musical appearances, but his movie work still warranted some recognition:


Harve Presnell is well-remembered as a cranky coot in Fargo, but decades earlier, he headlined The Unsinkable Molly Brown opposite Debbie Reynolds. He won the Golden Globe in 1965.

This gal's work was also better known on stage and on TV, but as she's always been a favorite of mine, I missed her inclusion most of all:



Beatrice Arthur's movie credits include Lovers and Other Strangers, Mel Brooks's History of the World Part I, and a Golden Globe nomination for one of the most notorious film adaptations of a Broadway smash, Mame.

That critical flop, released in 1974, placed TV clown Lucille Ball in the title role, robbing us of an iconic stage recreation by original star Angela Lansbury. The film is sunk by Ball's rough vocals, which were so uneven that her numbers had to be painstakingly edited, line by line, to bring them closer to pitch. Arthur recreated her Tony-winning performance as best buddy Vera Charles, and does the best she can. The film is out on DVD, but I've been unable to find a clip of either of Bea's two numbers online, which may be just as well, as I'm sure they came off better in the theatre. So for this week's Dance Party, here's a clip from a musical Arthur never appeared in, but perhaps should have. The show is Wonderful Town, which never received a big-screen treatment, settling instead for an abridged version shown on live TV with original star Rosalind Russell. If you care about such things, you can spot future Broadway stars Jason Graae, Howard McGillan, and Debbie Shapiro (before she went Gravitte) in the dancing ensemble. Let's conga!

Lord Arthur Savile's Critics

We've completed our second full week of performances, and the major reviews are in for Lord Arthur Savile's Crime. They can only be classified as raves, with all three critics seemingly pleased that the Washington Stage Guild is back on the boards.

Actually, the Stage Guild returned to full production last fall, when they presented an evening of one-acts at Catholic University in conjunction with the International Shaw Conference (I wrote about those hilarious Shavian bits here). But I suppose our production is getting more buzz as it's a return to downtown DC for the Guild, and is being presented in a charming theatre which may become a long-term home.


Whatever. There are some stage actors out there who do not read reviews of their shows (or claim they don't), and that's all well and good, but I am not one of those. I read the reviews, always with an eye to the most important aspect: will they help put butts in seats? As for the actual critical analysis of the work, well, I confess to being more interested in what my peers think than the critics. But that does not stop me from reading every word, and caring what they say.
I remember the undeniable thrill I felt the very first time I saw my name in a printed review. It was a biggie, the L.A.Times, who said I had "real panache," playing a minor role in Jon Voight's Hamlet (left). A few years later, the same paper called me a "showstopper," for a fun original musical for kids (there's a blurry screen grab below); I was sure my career was made. I guess I'm glad critics don't actually have that kind of power, otherwise I may have done myself in, when I received this notice a few years later, from one of the trades in Los Angeles:

"R. Scott Williams acts a lot. Or something."

See how we remember such things? That critic was actually correct: I was acting a lot or something. The production, a dismal translation of Machiavelli's Mandragola (The Mandrake) deserved every nasty dart the critic threw.


There have been so many dozens of reviews since then, that it's hard to keep track, though not from lack of my trying. Which brings me back to our current notices for Lord Arthur.... The first review was posted by DC's leading online theatre site, DC Theatre Scene. The couple who runs the site are tremendous boosters of local theatre, and have been personally supportive of my work. Neither of them reviewed our show: they sent another critic, who absolutely raved about six-sevenths of our cast. Can you guess which actor she failed to mention?

Hey, I'd rather be ignored than slammed, so I'm pleased she did not mention me in the review (go here to read it), as I assume she disliked me and declined to mention it, or was so bored by my performance she forgot I was in the thing. No matter, it was a rave for the show, which is the important thing.

Our second review is undeniably considered the city's "money review." The Washington Post's leading critic, Peter Marx, attended the show last week, and responded with another rave. This review has significance for several reasons. Marx has a habit of attending the larger theatres in the area, leaving the smaller, Mom-and-Pop groups to the stringers, so it was unusual to find him in our audience. More importantly, the Post is the review which is most likely to convince audience members to attend, so we are pleased as palmists that he approved of the show. Go here to read the full piece, but it's not necessary, as I will tell you now that I was described as a "sure-footed foil."

Our third review was posted just today, and will hit the newsstands tomorrow. The Citypaper is the free weekly which likes to think of itself as the "alternative" paper (alternative to what remains open for debate). Their critics have large vocabularies and are quick to show them off, and I've been treated pretty well by them in other offerings. Their senior theatre critic, Bob Mondello, attended a very quiet performance last week, and filed a review which can also be considered a rave. He complimented six-sevenths of the cast, then compared me to an "ante-bellum plantation owner." (That suit I'm wearing in Act Two does make me look like Colonel Sanders.)

He saved his most lavish praise for our director and playwright Bill Largess, giving him well-deserved kudos for translating Oscar Wilde's novella to the stage in a stylish manner. I'm thrilled that the Citypaper review can be counted a win, even as the critic in essence wished Bill had been playing my role.

Well, he isn't, and I'm having a ball, when I'm not coughing up disgusting mucus. I snagged a righteous cold two weeks ago, and have been suffering the effects since; my poor castmates have been great sports about my annoying hack backstage.

I have hopes the cough will have diminished when we return to the stage tomorrow night. But our spirits will not, as we've been notified that we are extending our run a week. Such news reflects positive reinforcement from the producers, and I have no doubt we will have a swell time as we head into our third week of shows.

NAN MARTIN

1927-2010

Another one of my favorite character actresses who spent her career "in support," Martin had a lengthy stage and screen career, which continued even after her stroke in 1981. She showed an independent spirit in her early years, when she was elected the first female student body president at Santa Monica High. Her first big splash came with her Tony nominated performance in Archibald MacLeish's J.B. in 1960, a ground-breaking production which also starred Christopher Plummer and Raymond Massey. Her New York stage career thrived in the early 60s; under Joe Papp's direction, she played Portia opposite George C. Scott's Shylock, and Gertrude opposite Julie Harris's Ophelia. She spent much of the next year in London, where she again starred with Scott in Three Sisters, in a prestigious production whose cast included Sandy Dennis and Kim Stanley.

Around this time, she was appointed by President Kennedy as theatre chairwoman of the new Arts Advisory Committee at the State Department, a position which took her across the globe.

Nan Martin had ongoing professional relationships with Edward Albee (Three Tall Women), Tennessee Williams (Eccentricities of a Nightingale), and Horton Foote (Dividing the Estate), and was a major player on regional theatre stages (here in DC, she won the 1990 Helen Hayes Award for her performance in Road to Mecca, opposite Kathy Bates). I saw her in one of her many performances at South Coast Rep in La Jolla, CA. SCR is a major regional theatre close enough to Los Angeles that one could drive out to see the show and return home the same day. I learned after the performance that I almost saw Martin's understudy. She had snagged a TV gig which kept her in Hollywood until rush hour, making it impossible for her to get out to La Jolla in time to make her 8 PM curtain. Here's the mark of a true stage trooper: instead of forcing her understudy to go on, Nan hired a helicopter at her own expense to fly her from the studio to the theatre in order to make her evening show.

Martin's film career included various movies co-starring Dean Martin, Sidney Poitier, and Ali MacGraw, and horror fans will recognize her from the third installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, in which she played Freddy Krueger's mother. She taught acting at Will Geer's Theatrical Botanicum in the Topanga canyon of Los Angeles, and directed several shorts for the AFI Program for Women Directors.
Most folks, though, will recognize her from her television appearances. Early on, she guested on such landmarks as Twilight Zone, The Defenders, and The Fugitive, and later, she became a go-to gal on various sitcoms. She played a recurring role on The Drew Carey Show, playing his boss Mrs. Louder:

She appeared a couple of times on The Golden Girls, including the hilarious "It's a Miserable Life," in which her performance as a cranky neighbor sparked a visit to a funeral home for our gals. Below, please enjoy a brief clip of the episode:

Nan Martin died last week at the age of 82.

Friday Dance Party: Undulating Undies and the Organdy Snood

The star of this week's Dance Party does not appear in it, and disavowed any connection with it during his lifetime.

Theodor Geisel began writing under the pen name "Dr. Suess" during his college days, after he was busted for drinking bootleg gin during Prohibition. He could not bear to give up his humor writing for The Dartmouth Jack o'Lantern, and began submitting his pieces under the pseudonym by which he would later become world famous. He studied for a while at Oxford, but returned to the states in the years leading up to WWII. He wrote for leftist political magazines, skewering the nation's isolationist tendencies, and fully supported FDR during the war. He wrote compellingly about racism against Jews and blacks during the period, but conversely, approved of the internment of Japanese-Americans. This blot on his moral character was partially rectified with his 1954 publication of Horton Hears a Who, which he used as an allegory about the American occupation of post-war Japan.

Though he was already finding success as a children's author, it was an article in Life magazine in 1954 which set him onto the path to his signature style. The article blamed the alarming illiteracy rate among children on the books they were forced to read; a text-book editor buddy of Geisel's compiled a list of 348 words he felt first-graders needed to recognize in print. He delivered the list to our hero, asked him to cut the list to 250 and write a children's book using those words. "Bring back a book they can't put down," William Ellsworth Spaulding goaded. Less than a year later, using 236 of the words given him, Dr. Suess delivered The Cat in the Hat, which became an international success and solidified Geisel's rhyming and rhythmic style ( anapestic tetrameter, look it up).



Geisel claimed he never set out to teach a moral, as kids can see such things coming a mile away, but his works hold subtle allegorical messages. Yertle the Turtle is about anti-fascism, The Sneetches is about racial equality, and of course, How the Grinch Stole Christmas concerns materialism. He meant Horton Hears a Who to address political isolationism, but after his death, a particular phrase from the book has been appropriated by the pro-life movement in the debate against female reproductive rights:

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

Geisel's widow continues to be vehemently opposed to the use of the phrase in the abortion debate.

What does all this have to do with the Friday Dance Party? Not much. Today's clip comes from the only live-action feature film with which Dr. Suess was personally involved (the later screen adaptations of How the Grinch Stole Christmas and The Cat in the Hat were authorized by his widow after his death). The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T was released in 1953 with story, screenplay, and lyrics by Theodor Geisel. By then, he had disavowed the project, calling it a "debaculous fiasco." At the Hollywood premiere, people were deserting the theatre by the 15 minute mark, and the film was a financial disappointment. Starring oddball Hans Conreid as the title character, it is a fantasy film in which a young boy who hates his piano teacher falls asleep and dreams of being kidnapped by the evil Dr. Terwilliker.

I have tried to get through this movie, and cannot, but others I trust love it. It's a cult film these days, and most if not all the musical numbers are available to view online. It's hard to believe this thing was aimed at kids, as a few of the numbers are quite harsh, including one in which 500 little boys are enslaved in the evil Dr. T's dungeon, and forced to play a huge piano:



(Geisel reported that during the filming of the scene, one of the boys vomited, starting a chain reaction. Soon, they had 150 boys throwing up all over the set; Geisel said it was similar to the film's critical reaction). There is another song taking place during a sinister elevator ride, down into the depths of Dr. T's lair, with a shirtless elevator operator completely masked (that sequence was so disturbing, it was removed from the film in 1958, when it was re-released under the title Crazy Music).




The clip below is a fun solo for Hans Conreid, and illustrates the way with words we came to expect from Dr. Suess. Gotta love this guy's boudoir, and the fancy boys who help him get ready for Do-Mi-Do Day, whatever that is. Dr. T has a fondness for those colorful shifts he wears over regular clothes, the film is full of them. It's not every man who can wear something like that, though wouldn't they look great on Auntie Mame?


Theodor Suess Geisel had a birthday this week, on March 2nd.

A Wilde Week

It was a very long time coming, but Lord Arthur Savile's Crime is finally open. I bet our director (and script adaptor) Bill Largess is relieved. He must have started writing this thing several years ago, and it had two staged readings before finally reaching a full production this weekend. He's been tweaking it all along, and perhaps will continue to do so, but for now, he has furnished the world another Oscar Wilde play.

We had some challenges, many resulting from the fact that this is the first Washington Stage Guild show to be produced in the Undercroft Theatre. The landlords, the Mount Vernon Methodists, seemed happy to have a professional theatre company in residence, at least in theory. But I hear they put up some fuss when the Guild installed a new lighting grid, to facilitate lighting this wide, low space. I'm sure our Executive Director Ann Norton smoothed more than a few feathers. (Did you read the well-deserved testimonial to her in the Post? Go here.)

The Methodists are not used to the needs of a professional theatre company. No more proof was needed after Friday night, when the landlords made the decision to take four or five hours to fix a water leak in the adjoining building, beginning at 7 PM. They either totally forgot, or totally disregarded, the fact that the Stage Guild was conducting a preview performance that night. The show went on, without running water backstage or in the lobby bathrooms. Bless the handful of folks who attended, having been alerted at their arrival at the theatre that they would not be allowed to flush.

Lord Arthur... is a full Equity production, which means that we were not required to perform in a theatre without bathroom facilities. It's a tribute to our fondness for the company, and for Ann and Bill in particular, that we all voted to go ahead with the performance, breaking long-standing AEA rules. And truth be told, we were all pretty anxious NOT to lose a full run of the show, as the official opening was the next day.

We did not have a specific technical rehearsal, per se; technical aspects of the production were gradually incorporated as the final week of prep progressed. So, lighting effects were built around us during rehearsal, with designer Marianne Meadows hanging and refocusing lights during our breaks. Costumes arrived early in the week, and I admit I was concerned when I was shown the main suit I was to be wearing. Lord Surbiton, my role, is a wealthy man-about-town, the eldest son of a duke, and accustomed to the finest money can buy. This suit, when it first arrived, looked shoddy and old, with ragtag buttons hanging in odd places. I kept thinking of the suits I wore the last time I performed in an Oscar Wilde piece, in grad school. My clothes (left) were handmade, tailored exactly to my dimensions, and wore like a dream. They were spectacular pieces, and I bet USC still uses them today! Anyway, I should not have worried about my costume here, as several days later, the suit had been spruced up, cleaned up, pressed, and now seems quite right. (And the ladies of our ensemble look terrific in their gowns). I am learning it's all part of the Stage Guild routine: we don't expect everything to happen at once, but eventually, all will be well.


A similar thing happened with our set pieces, which arrived extremely late, and were not very similar to those we had expected. The light and delicate garden furniture which had been described to us turned into massive wrought-iron tables and chairs, heavy and difficult to manoeuvre. We spent much time rehearsing the frequent transitions between scenes, moving these things hither and yon (reminded me of my internship, when one of our chief responsibilities was the smooth movement of furniture. Does Uta Hagen cover that in her books?). The time spent on the transitions has paid off, as our audiences are not just sitting through them, but are actually enjoying them (one or two are even getting laughs).

Saturday night and Sunday matinee, we had some of the local press in attendance, as well as many well-wishers who have missed having the Stage Guild in full production. Judging from their reaction, the show is stylish and smart, and often hilarious. We'll see what the general public thinks as performances begin again on Thursday. It will be a challenge to try to fill this house, which seats over 140, as in recent years, Stage Guild shows were performed in a theatre seating less than 90.




But I think we're up to it.