Friday, January 8, 2010

Friday Dance Party: A Bollywood He-Man

I freely admit, I do not understand movies from Bollywood. Does any white boy? In an attempt to add some variety to the weekly Dance Party, which, let's face it, is usually about a Broadway musical or a dead person, or both, please enjoy this entry from across the globe. It's part Hollywood, part Broadway, part MTV video, part sci-fi. And completely incomprehensible. Thanks, Steve, for bringing it to my attention. Like a car crash or camels humping, you just can't look away.

If anybody can, please explain to me what Wonder Woman is doing with those dancing skeletons? And who is that gyrating dwarf in red? And who is that dude driving the jeep? And who is that sleazy guy watching the action, with the 70s porn mustache?

You do not, however, have to explain He-Man to me. I don't know who he is, but I don't care. I find this guy's mini-skirt and go-go boots to be oddly titillating. But that skanky wig has to go...